line by line lyrics: Ke$hA - You're love is my drug...

it's been a while since i did this. for those of you who aren't all that familiar with a 'line by line' blog; it's where i check out the lyrics of a song and then i judge those lyrics...

in todays episode, how can i go past some silly bitch with a "$" in her name?

Ke$hA - You're Love is my Drug

Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession, I'm seeing it in my dreams

saying that you need rehab OR sleep is a little dramatic... it's like a diabetic person saying "maybe i need insulin or maybe i need a tim tam". i'd suggest you work out what is going on in your head then seek the medical help that is required

saying that you have a sick obsession and you're seeing 'it' in your dreams would suggest that maybe you are eating dinner too soon before you go to sleep

I'm looking down every alley, I'm making those desperate calls
Im staying up all night hoping, Hit my head against the walls

what exactly are you looking down the alleys for? do you need a dumpster bin or something? are you moving house and have a lot of junk to throw out? or maybe (considering you are having issues with sleeping and seeing 'it' in your dreams, that maybe you have a body you need to dispose of?

IF it *is* a body, then i would suggest that you should probably stay up all night long and bang your head against the walls... dear me Ke$hA - you are really messed up and we are only a couple of lines into this song. what on earth do your parent's think?

What you've got boy is hard to find
Think about it all about it all the time
I'm all strung up my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind

DIRTY BITCH!

ps. a fried heart is something that you would usually find at KFC. it doesn't belong in a song...

pps. if the 'boy whom you cant get off your mind' is anything like the 'boys' i know... then you don't want them on your mind

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love

i should have thought... she's fucking singing about LOVE. how dull. why don't you sing about a double ended dildo or something? maybe then your song wouldn't be sitting at #3?

Won't listen to any advice, mamma's telling me to think twice
But left to my own devices i'm addicted its a crisis!

suddenly she's used the word crisis and i think i like the song lyrics now. if only she sung it like 'cry-seas'! again, she wouldn't be sitting at #3

My friends think I've gone crazy, my judgment is getting kinda hazy
My status is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crackhead

YOU HAVE FRIENDS? do they have funky names like $hAnIqUa?

also, when you say that your 'status' is going to be affected, do you mean your Facebook Status? surely you are in control of that, unless you are smoking too much crack!

so in wraping this abortion of a song up, i think it's clear to see that Ke$hA has issues with drugs, taking advice, love and boys

and your print of difference is?????

until next time i rip someone i don't know apart, take care

a$a
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Word Nerd... "Work - Kelly Rowland"

Oh i love to analise lyrics to a song...

don't get me wrong, i do really like this track. it was actually when i was busting out some moves on the weekend that made me think "hrmm, what on earth am i singing along to?"

I think that the lyric site i got these from are a little suspect... but it's almost there...

Kelly Rowland - Work

This ain't go be easy
Uh
You got it, you got it
Put it in

Ahh - nothing excites me more than an 'uh' in a song... what i would like to know is who is 'you' and what have you 'got' and where exactly are you putting it 'in' - Kelly, you dirty ho! I hope you aren't talking about the penis?!

Tables turned into a situation
Now you standing in my face and you been patiently waiting
Fumbling over words, forget the conversation
Thinking maybe we could make the combination

Jeebus - i've never had someone stand *in* my face... i cant imagine that would be to much fun? Poor Kelly! Not to mention that someone is standing in her face and *patiently* waiting? that would make me think that you have been standing in her face for a while... yet, you don't seem to be bothered? you seem to be patiently standing in her skull? not a nice friend if you ask me!

Wanna see me lose my breath, wanna hear me moan
Better be ready, will and able when we get along
You was talking tough up on in the telephone
So you better put it in when we get it on

KELLY - what on earth is going on here... i really do think you are talking about a black mans penis going into your va-jay-jay... unless you are an ATM and he wants to get some cash out?

Now you looking like you looking for an explanation
Is the curves on my body for you motivation
Skip the petty needs, No time for complication
Use both hands to make sure I reach my destination

Frankly, yes. After all this sexual innuendo and standing IN your face, i would want an explination. Petty needs? Condom? hrmmm... So, you need BOTH hands to reach your destination? What are you woman, a fucking greyline bus?

Better leave a good impression fore you hit the door
Cause you don't want me talking bout your business on the low
You show it off, I had to fit you in my schedule
So you better put it on me when it's time to go

Ouch, don't hit the door... that would really hurt... plus, what has the door ever done to you? I think that this fella would be talking about Kelly's business, i can imagine that if she carries on like this she would have a vagina like an upside down klu klux klan hat and/or she would have a lot of babies running around the mansion she'd live in... i'm not really sure about either? So suddenly she wants it *on* her and not *in* her... WOMAN! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

So there you have it... what a MINX Kelly has become! Getting people to stand in her face patiently, then having unprotected sex with big black dongers... She's come a long way from "all the women, independant... throw your hands up at mehhhh"

'till next time

aza
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