with this ring, i thee wee...?
i've seen some awesome inventions around the traps... but THIS one takes the cakei'd suggest you close your eyes for this one, but i think it would be a little hard to read the blog, so, just imagineyou're a bride, it's your big wedding day. you have spent a LONG time to get ready and you think that the measly task of going for a slash is far too time consuming and difficult considering that it would take a good 20 minutes or so to go the squat in your wedding outfitWHY NOT PISS IN YOUR WEDDING DRESS?YES!
(um. no.)anyway, some moron in the states has invented these Bridal Diapers. so you'll never nned to spoil your big day with a trip to the toilet!are we really this lazy? what next?Big Day Out Turd Catchers?
Funeral Funnels?
Job Interview Crap Pants?i must admit, i used to drink powerade when i worked in retail. they had a bigger opening than most bottles and when i was in the store alone and i HAD to go, well i used to go out the back and pee in one of those. my pee is good enough to bottle anyway - would probably taste the same as powerade tooi digress...another reason why marriage as a whole should be outlawed... it has that same stale pee smell that nana doesaza
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Funeral Funnels?
Job Interview Crap Pants?i must admit, i used to drink powerade when i worked in retail. they had a bigger opening than most bottles and when i was in the store alone and i HAD to go, well i used to go out the back and pee in one of those. my pee is good enough to bottle anyway - would probably taste the same as powerade tooi digress...another reason why marriage as a whole should be outlawed... it has that same stale pee smell that nana doesaza
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