dear america...
as most of you know, i tend to find a lot of things that annoy me... and america definitely has it's shareso, it's with pleasure that i bring you... dear america...1) please don't put cinnamon on and in everything that you make
2) yes, i know it's cold outside... you don't need to ask me whenever i'm in a shop "wow, it's cold out, isn't it" NO SWEETIE, IT'S FUCKING BOILING
3) no, i'm not from england
4) when i say that i'm from australia, please remember that there are more places in our country than just 'melbourne or sydney'
5) your money sucks, the 1c is bigger than the 10c piece and the 5c piece is bigger than both... what is going on here? didn't anyone think about this first?
6) speaking of money, get rid of the 1c piece... who is really using it?
7) don't make me take my shoes off at the airport, what moron would smuggle something into a plane in their stinky shoes?
8) stop delaying flights all the time
9) your mobile phone companies suck, the reception blows and the internet is as slow as a carrier pigeon that decides to walk instead of fly - yeah you know those birds... they shit me to tears too... i digress
10) stop selling things on the tv to me then tell me side effects like 'this artificial sweetener may cause anal leakage' true story...anyway, that's enough for now - i need to update my blog with my fabbo adventures!ps. i'm drinking a shit-load of 'smart water' and it's doing nothing for me... i'm still as dumb as fuckaza
x
2) yes, i know it's cold outside... you don't need to ask me whenever i'm in a shop "wow, it's cold out, isn't it" NO SWEETIE, IT'S FUCKING BOILING
3) no, i'm not from england
4) when i say that i'm from australia, please remember that there are more places in our country than just 'melbourne or sydney'
5) your money sucks, the 1c is bigger than the 10c piece and the 5c piece is bigger than both... what is going on here? didn't anyone think about this first?
6) speaking of money, get rid of the 1c piece... who is really using it?
7) don't make me take my shoes off at the airport, what moron would smuggle something into a plane in their stinky shoes?
8) stop delaying flights all the time
9) your mobile phone companies suck, the reception blows and the internet is as slow as a carrier pigeon that decides to walk instead of fly - yeah you know those birds... they shit me to tears too... i digress
10) stop selling things on the tv to me then tell me side effects like 'this artificial sweetener may cause anal leakage' true story...anyway, that's enough for now - i need to update my blog with my fabbo adventures!ps. i'm drinking a shit-load of 'smart water' and it's doing nothing for me... i'm still as dumb as fuckaza
x
