shut your cake hole...
there is nothing worse than someone who constantly goes on and on and on about anything and everything...
i have done some slight research on this too... seems that aussies are the 5th worst whingers in the world! (thanks Google!)
i'm all for speaking your mind and saying what you feel, but going on about it is very annoying. why don't some people get that?
being on the verge of actually throwing something at someone who is near me at the moment who CONSTANTLY whinges, i thought i would attempt to calm my mind by looking up some tips on 'how to get someone to SHUT UP'
again, thanks to Google for this!
1. When they start talking, look away.2. Pretend that they aren't there and if you need to, go talk to someone else.
3. If they ask why you're ignoring them, don't answer their question.
4. Keep avoiding them for as long as possible until they get the message and stop talking to you.
5. Don't even smile at their jokes.
6. If this doesn't work, just make excuses that you have to go somewhere else
7. If needed, just tell them to shut up.
8. Be serious about this and don't show them you're joking.
9. If in doubt, just ask the person to be quiet.
10. Tell them that you don't care about what they're saying.
11. Just walk away
12. Find a way to keep their mouth closed, possibly with force.
13. Stare. Just stare right at them. Have a completely blank facial expression and focus on a spot between their eyes. They'll want to look away and leave you alone.
a few observations here... aren't 7 & 9 the same?
also, wouldn't 12 be illegal? although it sounds like the most fun thing to do, i'm sure that you could get in a lot of shit for this
finally 13. "just stare at them". is this really the last hope you have after you have wired their jaw shut from following the advice of point 12? how 'umerous!
you should never trust the internet for advice, that goes for this blog - actually, ESPECIALLY this blog!
so until next time i write something because i'm bored... shut the fuck up
aza
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